Quote #21342
Memory is a giggling sprite and will not be tamed. She takes flight the...
Quote #9944
Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
Quote #3895
Sin is not hurtful because it is forbidden, but it is forbidden because it’s...
Quote #17559
There is only one principle of war and that’s this. Hit the other fellow,...
Quote #5621
Like dealing with Dad-all give and no take. (On negotiating with Soviet Premier Nikita...
Quote #17899
Success is a great deodorant.
Quote #4646
The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.
Quote #15473
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime...
Quote #17009
Grade school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
Quote #3654
I’d like to live as a poor man with lots of money.