Quote #3997
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Quote #4157
Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
Quote #9112
The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
Quote #13753
If there’s ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really...
Quote #5240
Oh, thou hast a damnable iteration, and art indeed able to corrupt a saint....
Quote #6276
No human thing is of serious importance.
Quote #15575
My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and...
Quote #11230
Politics are usually the executive expression of human immaturity.
Quote #1414
Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don’t bite everybody.
Quote #21172
When we cannot hope to win, it is an advantage to yield.