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Accept that all of us can be hurt, that all of us can–and surely...
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Henry Kissinger may have wished I had presented him as a combination of Charles...
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I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going...
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Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot...
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If Jesus Christ were to come today people would not even crucify him. They...
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The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it...
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It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
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Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of woman....
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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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Cliques are groups, groups are great, great are cliques of people.