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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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Life is going to give you just what you put into it. Put your...
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People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway.
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Build a dream and the dream will build you.
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Montreal leads Atlanta by three, 5-1.
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Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without...
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I know my fate. One day my name will be associated with the memory...
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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take...
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People are difficult to govern because they have too much knowledge.
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We do not know what education can do for us, because we have never...