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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you had to list the different types of haircuts in order of how...
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Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.
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I remember my mother’s prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung...
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Sir Walter Besant

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Youth is a wonderful thing what a crime to waste it on children.
Elbert Hubbard

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A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you’re an ant, and you’re walking along across the top of a cup...
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The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
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After people have repeated a phrase a great number of times, they begin to...
Epicurus

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He who is calm disturbs neither himself nor others.
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