Quote #19535
Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
Quote #21202
We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
Quote #321
Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word ‘safe’ that I wasn’t...
Quote #14950
What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and...
Quote #5548
Talk that does not end in any kind of action is better suppressed altogether.
Quote #1964
I really do believe I can accomplish a great deal with a big grin,...
Quote #17198
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #931
Employ your time in improving yourself by other men’s writings, so that you shall...
Quote #20152
What is it about genus arboretum that socks us in the figurative solar plexus...
Quote #20099
Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in...