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We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
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If you see in your wine the reflection of a person not in your...
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A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold...
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In order to be walked on, you have to be lying down.
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Too much liberty corrupts us all.
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The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time.
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For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
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The strongest possible piece of advice I would give any young woman is Don’t...
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It was beautiful and simple, as truly great swindles are.
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Things that have a common quality ever quickly seek their kind.