Quote #3417
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #5160
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the...
Quote #18094
Those people who develop the ability to continuously acquire new and better forms of...
Quote #16136
If you want to touch the other shore badly enough, barring an impossible situation,...
Quote #14755
A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. ‘I...
Quote #3804
People fo privilage will always risk their complete destruction rather than surrender any material...
Quote #10859
Genius – To know without having learned to draw just conclusions from unknown premises...
Quote #9155
Raise your sail one foot and you get ten feet of wind.
Quote #6486
Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
Quote #16168
To err is human to refrain from laughing, humane.