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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13764

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you ever go temporarily insane, don’t shoot somebody, like a lot of people...
Ted Walters

Quote #18725

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Be bold and the mighty will follow.
John Dryden

Quote #2022

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Great wits are sure to madness near allied And thin partitions do their bounds...
Luciano Pavarotti

Quote #16285

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You don’t need any brains to listen to music.
Jane Austen

Quote #10365

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In every power, of which taste is the foundation, excellence is pretty fairly divided...
Johann von Goethe

Quote #1190

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Everything a human being wants can be divided into four components love, adventure, power...
Jacqueline Lee Bouvier Kennedy Onassis

Quote #16178

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If you bungle raising your children, I don’t think whatever else you do matters.
Anon.

Quote #3314

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Real programmers don’t work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around...
Washington Irving

Quote #815

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I am always at a loss to know how much to believe of my...
Lyman Bryson

Quote #11370

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The qualities that get a man into power are not those that lead him,...
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