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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
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America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one...
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I have many regrets, and I’m sure everyone does. The stupid things you do,...
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The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time.
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Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
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It’s only when the tide goes out that you learn who’s been swimming naked.
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If you turn your back on these people, you yourself are an animal. You...
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Absence lessens the minor passions and increases the great ones, as the wind douses...
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Be virtuous and you’ll be happy Nonsense Be happy and you’ll begin to be...