Quote #18399
Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
Quote #956
The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved.
Quote #1895
There is no worse lie than a truth misunderstood by those who hear it.
Quote #14200
Wise men, when in doubt whether to speak or to keep quiet, give themselves...
Quote #3326
Each life makes its own immitation of immortality.
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #13033
In whatever position you find yourself determine first your objective.
Quote #14509
I have this theory – that if we’re told we’re bad, then that’s the...
Quote #16679
Keep quiet and people will think you a philosopher.
Quote #9933
When I look back now over my life and call to mind what I...