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A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.
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What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
Quote #156
If what Proust says is true, that happiness is the absence of fever, then...
Quote #1683
There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate when...
Quote #2838
My friends and my road-fellows, pity the nation that is full of beliefs and...
Quote #2131
If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over.
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Money is the root of all evil, and yet it is such a useful...
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A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
Quote #6913
Rod It’s a very personal, very important thing. Hell, it’s a family motto. Now...
Quote #19753
Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to...