Quote #20419
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Quote #6449
Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
Quote #19955
Cease, every joy, to glimmer on my mind, But leave—oh leave the light of...
Quote #9711
Music is essentially useless, as life is.
Quote #20243
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help...
Quote #19593
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
Quote #5110
Consistency is the last resort of the unimaginative.
Quote #15347
Friendships, like marriages, are dependent on avoiding the unforgivable.
Quote #985
If a man has his throat cut in Paris, it’s a murder. If 50,000...
Quote #8725
Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.