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I’ve never looked forward to a birthday like I’m looking forward to my new...
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I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs...
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Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only...
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I don’t want to spend the next two years in Holiday Inns.
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Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary I...
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There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.
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Perhaps the best cure for the fear of death is to reflect that life...
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Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
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Ill fares the land, to hast’ning ill a prey, Where wealth accumulates, and men...
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The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint...