Quote #18775
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
Quote #17126
You’re born naked, the rest is drag.
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We say that the hour of death cannot be forecast, but when we say...
Quote #12064
Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.
Quote #17536
The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth.
Quote #1485
Funny how the new things are the old things.
Quote #15092
The purpose of life is to live a life of purpose.
Quote #19740
Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the...
Quote #17200
When I say I love Eastland, it sounds preposterous–a man who brutalizes people. But...
Quote #4244
Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp...