Quote #6672
Our first and most pressing problem is how to do away with warfare as...
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When we hear news we should always wait for the sacrament of confirmation.
Quote #21758
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
Quote #1721
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #4379
Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
Quote #11838
What I’ve learned. . . . I’ve learned that just when I get my...
Quote #13339
All created beings are unmanifest in their beginning, manifest in their interim state, and...
Quote #21433
I catnap now and then, but I think while I nap, so it’s not...
Quote #3160
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.