Quote #3491
The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously.
Quote #18613
The secret of being boring is to tell everything.
Quote #15042
Be intent upon the perfection of the present day.
Quote #10186
There are some people that if they don’t know, you can’t tell ‘em.
Quote #13383
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn’t like it.
Quote #6169
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his...
Quote #19816
It’s also helpful to realize that this very body that we have, that’s sitting...
Quote #7249
You see these bums, you know, blowing up campuses … storming around about this...
Quote #19744
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so...
Quote #12947
All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers … Each one owes...