Quote #17657
Of two evils choose neither.
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This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized...
Quote #4153
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
Quote #3442
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
Quote #5219
Partying is such sweet sorrow.
Quote #1216
A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble right at his...
Quote #3297
Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
Quote #8880
The most onerous slavery is to be a slave to oneself.
Quote #18531
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after...
Quote #9516
The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value.