Quote #18779
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
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There ain’t no sin and there ain’t no virtue. There’s just stuff people do....
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Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most.
Quote #3220
Don’t steal. The government hates competition.
Quote #8636
Art for art’s sake makes no more sense than gin for gin’s sake.
Quote #16204
I believe that history has shape, order, and meaning that exceptional men, as much...
Quote #6424
Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday…The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact...
Quote #17070
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
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A true friend is somebody who can make us do what we can.
Quote #2495
The law is sic a ass – a idiot.