Quote #5063
The most beautiful as well as the most ugly inclinations of man are not...
Quote #12035
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
Quote #4008
Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he...
Quote #17504
I am the Roman Emperor, and am above grammar.
Quote #14665
From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can...
Quote #279
Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you’re a thousand...
Quote #6319
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to...
Quote #10575
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand...
Quote #9466
I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.
Quote #2586
…And I’ve looked over, and I’ve seen the promised land. I may not get...