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It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
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It distresses me, this failure to keep pace with the leaders of thought, as...
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It must require an inordinate share of vanity and presumption, too, after enjoying so...
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The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do well,...
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Knowledge comes by eyes always open and working hard, and there is no knowledge...
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I suppose it is much more comfortable to be mad and not know it...
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Hey, what do you think drives all this grey matter up here Electricity. It’s...
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Respect for the fragility and importance of an individual life is still the mark...
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There are more serious problems in life than financial ones, and I’ve had a...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...