Quote #1458
All you earnest young men out to save the world please, have a laugh.
Quote #4934
Beware of those who laugh at nothing or everything.
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There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from...
Quote #6840
If writers were good businessmen, they’d have too much sense to be writers.
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Don’t believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All...
Quote #12433
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
Quote #21597
No man’s life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
Quote #19231
The first duty of a lecturer to hand you after an hour’s discourse a...
Quote #3046
I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona. It...
Quote #11517
You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make...