Quote #9213
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When...
Quote #18776
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #14768
Take what you can use and let the rest go by.
Quote #18359
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Quote #3399
All a man can betray is his conscience.
Quote #16942
Relativity keeps anything from happening at once. Quantum mechanics keeps everything from really happening...
Quote #9904
For not many men, the proverb saith, can love a friend whom fortune prospereth...
Quote #6974
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about...
Quote #12351
There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make...
Quote #2082
He that plants trees loves others beside himself.