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The world is my lobster.
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I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you...
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The best way to predict the future is to create it
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Weird, isn’t it Somehow in the dead of winter when its 40 below, so...
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The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery...
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Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like...
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Nobody understands anyone 18, including those who are 18.
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To be capable of steady friendship or lasting love, are the two greatest proofs,...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...