Quote #14445
You can only flap your arms so much before gravity catches up to you.
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In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal...
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The truly skillful politician is one who, when he comes to a fork in...
Quote #5669
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay...
Quote #20757
I have thought too much to stoop to action.
Quote #3812
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
Quote #12144
Do just once what others say you can’t do, and you will never pay...
Quote #19246
If Darwin’s theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a...
Quote #959
Common sense is in spite of, not the result of, education.
Quote #5071
The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.