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If you are idle, be not solitary if you are solitary be not idle.
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
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You’ve got to take the bitter with the sour.
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The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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Living well is the best revenge.
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What if this weren’t a hypothetical question
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Beware the politically obsessed. They are often bright and interesting, but they have something...
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I gave ‘em a sword. And they stuck it in, and they twisted it...
Quote #7447
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better...