Quote #11700
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #529
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Quote #5304
I am not bound to please thee with my answers.
Quote #11178
The secret of happiness is to admire without desiring. And that is not happiness.
Quote #18564
Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is for a...
Quote #7933
A cucumber whould be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and viniger, and then...
Quote #6276
No human thing is of serious importance.
Quote #17117
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense.
Quote #16037
I do not know what I may appear to the world but to myself...
Quote #927
Only the extremely ignorant or the extremely intelligent can resist change.