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A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view.
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Laughter is an instant vacation
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Wayne I once thought I had mono for an entire year, It turned out...
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All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #21045
A liberal is a person whose interests aren’t at stake at the moment.
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The opera isn’t over till the fat lady sings.
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Take care, don’t fight, and remember if you do not choose to lead, you...
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He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be...
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I won’t have you electioneering on my doorstep. Every time you get in trouble...
Quote #11857
Creativity comes from awakening and directing men’s higher natures, which originate in the primal...