Quote #4973
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Quote #19346
Swollen in head, weak in legs, sharp in tongue but empty in belly. (On...
Quote #8483
Lloyd When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I’d...
Quote #14088
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity...
Quote #7591
No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.
Quote #20706
I cannot say whether things will get better if we change what I can...
Quote #3721
Never have children, only grandchildren.
Quote #10502
Money is in some respects life’s fire it is a very excellent servant, but...
Quote #12278
I was taught that the way of progress is neither swift nor easy.
Quote #4604
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.