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An old doting fool, with one foot already in the grave.
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You have to eat the first piece of candy Before you can eat the...
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If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I...
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What do you take me for, an idiot
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In order to become the master the politician poses as the servant.