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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
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Character, in great and little things, means carrying through what you feel able to...
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I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my...
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All of life’s great lessons present themselves again and again until mastered.
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No one can possibly achieve any real and lasting success or get rich in...
Mark Twain

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Mark Twain

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Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever...
Dave Barry

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I realize that I’m generalizing here, but as is often the case when I...
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The light of the stars that were extinguished ages ago still reaches us. So...
Dave Barry

Quote #4921

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
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