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Don’t you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the...
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When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him...
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Not all those who know their minds know their hearts as well.
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For not many men, the proverb saith, can love a friend whom fortune prospereth...
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Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.
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My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the...
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.
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In this world there is always danger for those who are afraid of it.
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If all the world is a stage and life is just a play upon...