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Life comes before literature, as the material always comes before the work. The hills...
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A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate,...
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the...
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The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the...
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It’s amazing what ordinary people can do if they set out without preconceived notions.
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How simple a thing it seems to me that to know ourselves as we...
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The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down...
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Love is blind friendship closes its eyes.