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Acting childish seems to come naturally, but acting like an adult, no matter how...
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I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a...
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Ok. Sex is fine. Sex is good. Sex is GREAT Okay, okay, we need...
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Love, unrequited, robs me of my rest Love, hopeless love, my ardent soul encumbers...
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Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times...
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All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #9332
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
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I hate music, especially when it’s played.
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It’s hard to stay committed…to stay in touch with the goal without saying there’s...
Quote #11421
Dream manfully and nobly, and thy dreams shall be prophets.