Quote #18505
The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for...
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #2690
All words are pegs to hang ideas on.
Quote #1777
The best things in life are nearest Breath in your nostrils, light in your...
Quote #11035
We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him.
Quote #14429
A moment’s thought shows that man’s feeling of isolation has no foundation, biologically or...
Quote #19350
I don’t know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather...
Quote #2805
What difference is there between us, save a restless dream that follows my soul...
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We are here and it is now. Further than that all human knowledge is...
Quote #21587
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.