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The censure of those who are opposed to us, is the highest commendation that...
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If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
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I worry about my child and the Internet all the time, even though she’s...
Quote #16153
A dreamer lives forever, And a toiler dies in a day.
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I’ve made a couple of mistakes I’d like to do over.
Quote #4474
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Quote #4641
When good men die their goodness does not perish, But lives though they are...
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What I give form to in daylight is only one per cent of what...
Quote #12274
Humanity needs practical men, who get the most out of their work, and, without...
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...