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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.
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If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be...
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Where I am, I don’t know, I’ll never know, in the silence you don’t...
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It never pays to deal with the flyweights of the world. They take far...
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No matter what you believe, it doesn’t change the facts.
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I loved you in the morning, our kisses deep and warm, your hair upon...
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The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence...