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This is Chris-in-the-Morning with the weather and time–24 hours later than it was yesterday...
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Quote #13584
I probably carry more scar tissue on my derrire than any other candidate-that’s political...
Quote #7876
An idealist believes the short run doesn’t count. A cynic believes the long run...
Quote #2771
Cast aside those who liken godliness to whimsy and who try to combine their...
Quote #9293
Let every man be respected as an individual and no man idolized.
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I have discovered, in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge...
Quote #19187
If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it
Quote #17523
A society like ours, which professes no one religion and has allowed all religions...
Quote #8638
The great tragedy of life is not that men perish, but that they cease...