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I voted for you during your last election. (To President Richard M Nixon)
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Those who set out nobly to be their brother’s keeper sometimes end up by...
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The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can’t ask his patients...
Quote #2440
The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.
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The United States is a nation of laws badly written and randomly enforced.
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Make money, money by fair means if you can, if not, but any means...
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I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
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Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices so climbing is performed in...
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We were not sent into this world to do anything into which we can...
Quote #11229
The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery...