Quote #14505
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #6619
You never find yourself until you face the truth.
Quote #16809
Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It’s the other way around. They...
Quote #6375
It is not enough to aim you must hit.
Quote #5497
Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear.
Quote #3312
Lat Love me faithfullySee how I am faithfulWith all my heartAnd all my soulI...
Quote #4702
People who say you’re just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
Quote #1296
When a man’s knowledge is sufficient to attain, and his virtue is not sufficient...
Quote #1848
Dignity consists not in possessing honors, but in the consciousness that we deserve them.
Quote #20028
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.