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I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and...
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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
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Gluttony is not a secret vice.
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Love of God is not always the same as love of good.
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Garner up pleasant thoughts in your mind, for pleasant thoughts make pleasant lives.
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Eternity’s a terrible thought. I mean, where’s it all going to end