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For how many things, which for our own sake we should never do, do...
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Adults are just children who earn money.
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We rarely find anyone who can say he has lived a happy life, and...
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Usenet is like Tetris for people who still know how to read.
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The reflections on a day well spent furnish us with joys more pleasing than...
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A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
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I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
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The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover’s Lane holding his...
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On his deathbed Death, the only immortal who treats us all alike, whose pity...
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Talking and eloquence are not the same to speak and to speak well are...