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I have read your book and much like it.
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I am done with great things and big plans, great institutions and big success....
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Th’ newspaper does ivrything f’r us. It runs th’ polis foorce an’ th’ banks,...
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Evil deeds do not prosper the slow man catches up with the swift.
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They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they...
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Love is a kind of warfare.
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The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
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At first people refuse to believe that a strange new thing can be done,...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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The object is to win fairly, squarely, by the rules – but to win....