Quote #10991
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by...
Quote #3415
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #956
The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved.
Quote #19319
It is better to be prepared for an opportunity and not have one than...
Quote #11360
For the rest of my life I’m going to trust that God is always...
Quote #17817
I have always regarded myself as the pillar of my life.
Quote #4991
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
Quote #21540
Life’s dirty. Life’s unclean you know. It’s birth, it’s sex, it’s the intestinal tract....
Quote #12538
People want you to be a crazy, out-of-control teen brat. They want you miserable,...
Quote #7822
The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded...