Quote #10474
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #14867
It’s all in the day’s work, as the huntsman said when the lion ate...
Quote #20396
I improve on misquotation.
Quote #19213
Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young...
Quote #8905
Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast.
Quote #2171
People who ask our advice almost never take it. Yet we should never refuse...
Quote #4933
The future is the past returning through another gate.
Quote #18298
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
Quote #21394
I say, thou mad March hare.
Quote #12949
Living in the past is a dull and lonely business looking back strains the...