Quote #4612
Short is the joy that guilty pleasure brings.
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There is no shortage of good days. It is good lives that are hard...
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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
Quote #16171
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Quote #20085
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that...
Quote #3037
Nixon is a shifty-eyed goddamn liar. . . . .He’s one of the few...
Quote #4564
What is art Nature concentrated.
Quote #8665
It is an illusion that youth is happy, an illusion of those who have...
Quote #3873
Think of these things, whence you came, where you are going, and to whom...
Quote #14674
WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.