Quote #10179
Comedy is allied to justice.
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Chance fights ever on the side of the prudent.
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The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...
Quote #5290
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Quote #16375
You may not be in a class by yourself, but it sure doesn’t take...
Quote #8584
A great step toward independence is a good humored stomach.
Quote #17071
Never invest in anything that eats or needs repainting.
Quote #539
The angels are so enamoured of the language that is spoken in heaven, that...
Quote #16930
If you’re going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive...
Quote #2843
Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life’s...