Quote #6019
I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years...
Quote #20950
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Quote #16738
If you wish good advice, consult an old man.
Quote #5904
The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else...
Quote #14184
Wisdom is what’s left after we’ve run out of personal opinions.
Quote #12089
Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
Quote #14541
Our government sprang from and was made for the people — not the people...
Quote #17467
Nothing got him angrier than when people implied he was paranoid. It made him...
Quote #18537
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won’t...
Quote #20640
Mankind must put an end to war or war will put an end to...