Quote #19322
An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years. A competent attorney...
Quote #15998
My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
Quote #9356
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Quote #15521
This is obviously an act of war that has been committed on the United...
Quote #18832
One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #5232
Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
Quote #7446
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after...
Quote #696
We do what we must, and call it by the best names.
Quote #16434
He who laughs, lasts
Quote #21290
Hearing voices no one else can hear isn’t a good sign, even in the...