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I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to...
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Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
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People who really want help may attack you if you help them. Help them...
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There is a time for departure even when there’s no certain place to go.
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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as...
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Theology is never any help it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight...
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Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT’S bad for you
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Learn to bear bravely changes of fortune.
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People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
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Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get...